tippingvelvets:

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

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theliftinglife00: “ zumainthyfuture: “ reddlr-trees: “ Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries. ” Get the pepperoni outta here and we good money ” ill take...

theliftinglife00:

zumainthyfuture:

reddlr-trees:

Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

Get the pepperoni outta here and we good money

ill take the pepporoni

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greetings:

every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom

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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

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